May 2013
33 posts
raging-woodcock:
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
Girl look at that body,
We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.
grenadehumper:
i love how we all say that we’re punk rock but if someone actually like punched our face in like in a mosh pit we’d probably cry
tapdancers:
do you even know how important chicken is to me
April 2013
46 posts
i-done-shipped-dat:
flandusdestiel:
Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
Well said.
genies:
i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
reasons u should adopt me as ur pet
jesus-christ-official:
- i have soft hair on my head as welll as soft little hairs all over my arms and legs
- i don’t talk much, i am ve ry quiet
- i will let u boop my nose whenever
- i am expert at cuddling
- easy 2 care for, all i need is food and sunshiney spots to sleep in
- please if u don’t take me they’ll put me in a college and make me do the essays
meladoodle:
my dad accidentally called me dad once
